Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 18, 1999
Transcript:
Mike: Zonker suggested you call? Zipper: Yes. I'm very interested in becoming rich. Mike: So am I. I hate to disappoint you, but we're only talking about a few stock options here...and there are no guarantees. The company could stall out, along with the stock price. There are any number of outcomes. Zipper: Sounds complicated. Can't you just send me the money? Jeff: Don't forget your friends, dude.