Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 18, 1999
Transcript:
Mike: Hand me my head? Are you joking? Man: Of course I am, Mike! Despite what you hear from the department of Justice, Microsoft is not the big, bad evil empire! We wish! Ha, ha, ha! All those phrases like "handing you your head" and "vaporizing you" and "crushing you like a bug" - they're just light-hearted metaphors! Mike: For what? Man: For serving our customers. So they don't get confused.