Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 31, 1999
Transcript:
Sid: You're running for what, Duke? Duke: President...at least, I'm considering it. But I need some arm candy for the campaign, and I thought maybe you could help. For a 5% finder's fee, of course. Sid: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You want me to find you an escort? I'm an agent, Duke, not some pimp! Duke: Okay, 10%! Sid: You still owe me. Give me the specs.