Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 13, 2000
January 12, 2000
January 14, 2000
Transcript:
Honey: Sir, if I may say so, this is a new low. You actually hired a girlfriend just to compete with Trump? Duke: Wrong! I hired a professional actress to play my girlfriend! Purely for public consumption! A real girlfriend is one headache I do not need! Honey: But you'd be living a lie, sir, a sham! What if voters found out? Duke: What if voters found out I'm not sleeping with her? Honey: Uh...right. Wouldn't they feel betrayed? Duke: Honey, do you ever listen to yourself, or am I the only one?
