Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 06, 2000
Transcript:
Duke: Countrymen! Countrymen! Countrymen! Honey: Hey...he's getting ready! Earl: At last! The exploration is over! Duke: Okay, before I take any questions, I've got something to say to any bottom-feeders out there! For the duration of this campaign, I'm declaring an inviolable zone of privacy around selected parts of my past! The following are off-limits! All of the '60s! Significant portions of 1971-77! August of 1981! Most of last night! Additionally, information is restricted for 1982, 1983 and 1996, although May 18th of 1991 is an open book, as are 1975, 1981, 1983 and...and... wait a minute... this is all screwed up... Earl: Ready to announce, mini-D? Mini-D: No! Who did this research?