Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 15, 2000
Transcript:
Zipper: Look, Cricket, I wish I could commiserate over McCain, but I've got my hands full playing championship level "bloodrunner"! If I can find and kill 358 more drogs by 10:00 p.m. Thursday, I'll set a Rosenblatt Hall record! By the time I wake up the next day, I'll be a God! Cricket: You know something, Zipper? Zipper: What's that? Cricket: I don't know if I can stand the glamour of being your girlfriend. Zipper: Sure you can. Just drink lots of water.