Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 02, 2000
April 01, 2000
April 03, 2000
Transcript:
Duke: Okay, that's all I had to say. Go home. Oh - send me money! Thanks. Earl: Another great speech, Dad. Duke: I dunno. This campaign needs a jolt. Earl: What kind of jolt? Duke: I was thinking of announcing my vice president. Honey: But we haven't even made up a list yet. Duke: I've already got it figured out. I want Kathie Lee Gifford. Honey: Excuse me? Duke: Why not? She's tough, she's competitive and she's available! Plus she's major headline bait, a proven number two, and tough enough to run a sweatshop. Earl: You know, that's not such a crazy idea, Dad. Honey: Does she have any convictions? Duke: Who cares? I have five, and it hasn't slowed me down!
