Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 29, 2000
Transcript:
Paul: Zipper? We have to talk, young dude. Zipper: What's up, Big Paul? Paul: Well, it sure ain't your grades. You're on academic probation again. Zipper: I can explain. I've been working on my business plan! Paul: Business plan? Zipper: Right. Paul: You know, a few stock options make this go away. Zipper: Well, I was hoping they might.