Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 30, 2000
April 29, 2000
May 01, 2000
Transcript:
Jeff: Yes! It's finally arrive! 60 days to toal buffness! Zipper: What's up with the weight set, dude? Jeff: I'm pumping up, Zip. I'm still haunted by MTV's spring break programming. I want to be part of it all, man. I want to be buff enough to be admitted to the televised beach shows. In fact, by next year, I want to be buff enough to win the MTV simulated sex contest hosted by Jerry Springer! That's my new dream! Zipper: Whoa...you dream large. Pump on, dude! Jeff: Thanks, I will. puff puff Zipper: Hey, want to take a quick brew break? Jeff: And scale back my dream? Just go for runner-up? Okay.
