Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 17, 2000
Transcript:
Zonker: So are you going to be okay, Uncle Duke? Duke: With the right medication, sure...Pat's goons put a major hurt on me, but it was all rib work. Nothing to the face. Not a scratch on me. I've heard about immaculate pain jobs like this, but it's pretty amazing to be on the receiving end! Zonker: You sound honored. Duke: Well, I've never been beat up by professionals before.