Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 17, 2000
Transcript:
Boy: Been working a lot? Girl: Tons, you? Boy: Yeah. Nothing this lame, though. Girl: Me neither. Director: Okay, people, let's move on to the closing shot. Mom, you move to the right of your husband and fix him with the gaze...sis, you come forward...no, no, lemme see...try moving closer to junior. Good! Okay, everyone, keep the smile thing going! We're selling wholesomeness here! Bigger smile, dad! Okay, folks, we're going to hold that for three seconds and then start waving. Got it? Okay, looking good... Duke: I thought you people were on strike. Actress: We're scabs.