Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 30, 2000
Transcript:
Honey: New national polling numbers in, sirs. Zonker: Tell, tell, Honey! Honey: Of 1,713 respondents, exactly 0% plan to vote for you. Zonker: What? Duke: How is this possible? I thought we put out an aggressive new comparison ad! Zonker: We did! Duke: The voters are morons! Morons! Zonker: I hit every windshield in town!