Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 02, 2000

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Duke: Have I got this straight? Bush won't deny coke use, but I'm the one with the lifestyle problem? Let me tell you something, Honey. When I was a kid, I couldn't afford cocaine! Hell, I couldn't afford paint thinner! I grew up in a ratty trailer park with nothing but a hand-me-down toothbrush and a crush on my cousin! Honey: It's a compelling story, sir. Duke: Then get it out, dammit!