Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 15, 2001
Transcript:
Zeke: So who are we actually asking to the wedding? J.J.: Nobody. That's the point of pay-per-view. The only exceptions are Alex and mom. Zeke: Um...your mother? J.J.: Yeah, I didn't invite her to my first wedding, so I sort of owe her. Zeke: You realize, of course, that your mother despises me. J.J.: That worries you. Zeke: It doesn't you? J.J.: No. I don't think it'll be obvious at 56K.