Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 28, 2001

Transcript:

Paul: Hey, little bro, whazzup? Zipper: I need your help, big Paul. Jeff and I are trying to acquire the rights to Dick Cheney's defibrillator datastream. Unfortunately, the White House won't deal. Do you think you could access the device for us through the hospital server? You're the only one I know who has the chops. Paul: You want me to hack into the Vice President's heart? Zipper: Well, it's not like you'd have to date him or anything.