Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 30, 2001
December 29, 2001
December 31, 2001
Transcript:
Roland: I heard the U.S.O.'s got a new celebrity chairman. Officer: Yes, Wayne Newton - "Mr. Las Vegas"! Roland: Great choice! Someone for today's kids! Artie Schwinn: How ya doin' fellahs, my name's Artie Schinn. I'm from New York City! Any of you guys from New York? If so, believe me, you're much safer here! yuk, yuk! So I flew here from New York. You guys fly? Big difference now - it's no longer the food that'll kill ya! Ha, ha! Anywho, flying here reminded me of Taliban bingo, you know, B-52, F-16, B-1... hello? Anyone on duty here? Roland: Tough crowd. Officer: Special ops. They're trained no to laugh. It could give a way a position.
