Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 23, 2002
Transcript:
George W. Bush: Dick, this really isn't a biggie. As soon as you're convicted, I'll pardon you and you can go back to your undisclosed location. Dick Cheney: But I'm not guilty! I was only CEO of Haliburton! I wasn't paid enough to keep an eye on every little number! George W. Bush: You weren't? Dick Cheney: No! George W. Bush: $36 million wasn't enough? Dick Cheney: To grub around in the books? No way!