Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 11, 2002
Transcript:
Zonker: Good news! Ol' Surfer Dude isn't getting married - he just wanted someone to surf with! At 87! I think he misses his old students. I really should go visit sometime... I mean, you just never know what might happen. I'd hate to get a call one day saying he's... he's... Boopsie: Dead. Yes, you said. Zonker: No, no. Married.