Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 19, 2002
Transcript:
Zonker: No, master! I will not be drawn back in! Ol' Surfer Dude: But this is your cause! Is there not a Malibu accessway named for you? Zonker: Yes, but in honor of my tanning accomplishments! Ol' Surfer Dude: Nonetheless, you're a symbol for coastal access, are you not? Zonker: Yes...Yes, I suppose that's true... Ol' Surfer Dude: Then you must reassume the mantle of leadership! You must go up against the great Geffen! Zonker: But how? He is so powerful! And I am but one dude! Ol' Surfer Dude: Fear not, young tuna! Your lucky puka choker will protect you!