Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 28, 2002

Transcript:

Zonker: It was a disaster, master! I tried to engage Geffen beachgoer to beachgoer, just as you counseled... but then I made the mistake of asking him what Joni Mitchell was really like. He went mental on me and called in his bruisers. They carried me out of the house and dumped me at the low-tide mark! It was awful. Ol' Surfer Dude: And yet you must return, waterbug. Zonker: I must? Ol' Surfer Dude: To find out about Joni. A true fan never gives up!