Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 05, 2002
October 04, 2002
October 06, 2002
Transcript:
Cornell: Zonk, I've got a favor to ask - any chance you could be a character witness at my sentencing? Zonker: Absolutely! In a heartbeat, dude! I'd be proud to set that judge straight about you... I'll tell him how you've spent every minute of the last decade working to ease the suffering of desperately ill people! Cornell: Not good. That's what I was convicted of. Zonker: Oh...right. Okay, I'll talk up your tennis game.
