Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 05, 2003
Transcript:
Aide (from White House): Sir, I know school funding isn't a federal responsibility, but for the "education president," cuts in school days look bad... George W. Bush (from White House): Look! If Oregon's Moms and Dads had really wanted a decent school system, they would have voted to pay for it themselves! Besides, we've got $300 billion in deficits now! There's no money for education! I'm managing far more critical issues! Aide 2 (from White House): Sir? Turkey's bribe is up to $32 billion! Bush (from White House): See? I've got allies to buy!