Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 18, 2003

Transcript:

Graduating senior: Know what you're going to do with your life? Second student: Nope, you? First student: Nope. Unless I can find a job fastening balloons to mortarboards. President King: Ladies and gentlemen, you leave today with many high-value assets! Many of you may fear that the economy is a denied environment, that threat conditions remain high as you move out into the future! Be assured that you have the tools to de-conflict the workspace, perhaps not with shock or awe, but by controlling the tempo as you engage! Will there be challenges on the way? Blowback, mission creep, friendly fire? Roger that, graduates! But never forget: your education is a force-multiplier, effects-based training that will allow you to stay on plan! You're ready, people, so lock and load! Hooyah, class of '03! Graduates: Hooyah!