Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 20, 2003
Transcript:
Mayor: Mr. Duke, I am overwhelmed by your gift! The scroll is a priceless national treasure, and it will be my great honor to return it to the national museum in Baghdad... ...for a modest finder's fee! My future's secure, and I owe it all to you, my friend! Fare thee well! Honey: Sir, won't this create a power vacuum? Duke: Shh! Mayor: Turn out the lights, okay?