Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 09, 2003
Transcript:
Zipper: Dude, if we were going to invade another county, would you tell me? Jeff: No, you're not cleared. Zipper: See, I hate that! You never told me how your training went last summer, dawg... Jeff: Not so good. The course was on cooking intel, which I don't get. I'm afraid I didn't make much of an impression. Zipper: Unlike the previous summer, when you accidentally launched a predator and took out an ammo dump! Jeff: Hee, hee, yeah. Zipper: I told my Uncle Zonk that story last night. He nearly fell out of his chair! Jeff: Wait a minute - you told your Uncle Zonker I'm in the CIA? Zipper: Yeah, why? Jeff: Dude, that's trason. Zipper: Oops. My bad. Will there be an investigation?