Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 22, 2003
Transcript:
Boopsie: Why on earth did Zonker pick such a pathetic-looking tree? Samantha: He said it spoke to him, whatever that means. Zonker: Hey, Sam! Any more tinsel? Samantha: Sure! Comin' up! Tree: I feel totally slutty. Zonker: No, no, this is working for you.