Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 19, 2004
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January 20, 2004
Transcript:
Honey: Sir? Two local men crave an audience to resolve a nasty dispute. Duke: If it involves money, split it between them and bring me a 10% adjudication fee. If it involves women, children, or livestock, you handle it. Honey: It involves two suitors for my hand. Duke: Show 'em your spider veins. Someone'll bolt.
