Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 21, 2004
Transcript:
Honey: Two ardent suitors! Can you believe it, sir? I don't know how I got in such a pickle! Duke: Honey, I explained this to you: you're a US citizen. Whoever marries you gets a ticket out of this sorry-ass country! Honey: Sir, sir, sir, how much pain you must be in to lash out at my suitors that way? Duke: You're going to tell me, aren't you? Honey: A world of it! What have I done to you, sir?