Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 12, 2004
Transcript:
Digger Dematis: Look, these recruits are trying to choose a school-- they need to know who's got the top sex aprties, okay? And no one forces these girls to be part of the recruiting process. The fact is, players are campus gods... and not too many chicks say no to us. Reporter: What do you do when a woman does say no, Digger? Digger: Well, usually it's too noisy to hear her. Jamal Hackley: Yeah. the parties are crazy loud.
No less likely than the real justifications meatheads with their brains in their ’nads dredge up.