Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 06, 2005
February 05, 2005
February 07, 2005
Transcript:
Man: I'm starting to feel isolated. I just don't get it! Why does no one drink mid-day martinis anymore? Dean, how's the football search going? Dean: Slow, sir. We're being hurt by our rep as perennial doormat. However, there is someone we think would take the position-B.D.! Man: Really? Even after the ugliness of firing his wife? Dean: He'd get over it. As an amputee, I can't imagine he's deluged with options. Man: Good point. And the players might be inspired by his condition. Dean: As would the press office. It's a kind of "Knute Rockne" meets "King's Row" narrative! Man: Hee, hee! Love it! Make an offer! Dean: Yes, sir. B.D.: Dean, you realize I'm disabled? Dean: Really? Well, dammit, why should that matter?
