Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 25, 2005

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Alex: Sergeant Truman? Sergeant Truman: Alex! Great to see you! Finally ready to sign? Alex: Not yet. I want to talk about sexual assault first. Sergeant Truman: Sexual assault? No longer a problem! We got it covered! If you get hassled, you can report it without triggering an investigation. That way you can take a deep breath before destroying a fellow soldier's career! Alex: Excuse me? Sergeant Truman: Um....hold it. There might be new wording on this...