Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 21, 2005
Transcript:
Man: So what'll I tell the boss? Zonker: Tell him I hasten to glory on the coast! For 20 years my mentor, 'Ol Surfer Dude, battled the evil music baron David Geffen...who blocked access to the public beach off his mansion. It now appears the dark lord has finally relented. In my master's hour of triumph, I must be by his side! Man: So basically you're quitting your job to go to a party. Zonker: Oh, like you've never done that?