Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 20, 2005

Transcript:

Zipper: Uncle Zonk, it must be humbling to be named Walden's greatest living slacker. Zonker: Yeah, it's a lot to live down to. Zipper: You know, Uncle Zonk, I don't know how you handle all the responsibility...of being vice president in charge of station 5 at McFriendly's! Zonker: It's just experience, nephew - workplace experience. I didn't just start at the top of the food service chain - I paid some dues! Over the years, I've worked at everything from towel management to letter carrying to child care to birdhouse contracting to ventriloquism! Zipper: Ventriloquism? You never told me that! You never asked. Hey...cool! Zonker: Yeah. But it's a little rough on the throat.