Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 14, 2006
Transcript:
Zipper: Dude! I beg you! Reconsider! Jeff: No can do, Zip. Zipper: But you've only been here six years! Zipper: Gotta go forth, dawg. Sorry. Man: And finally, the R.G. Applebee Prize for dinstinction in remedial studies... given annually to that senior who has overcome the worst skill deficiencies in reaching the minimum threshold of achievement embodied by R.G. Applebee, class of '04, and the winner is Justin Kaminski! I should add that Justin is our first graduate to major in remedial studies! Come on up here, Justin. Voices: Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Man: I hear you're going on to college, son. Boy: Maybe. I'm wait-listed.