Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 14, 2006
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Roland: What's the holdup here? Man: That's what I want to know! Jeff: Flag won't light! Roland: Why not? Jeff: Seems to be flame-retardant or something. Man: Want to borrow my magnifying glass? Jeff: No, I'm going to have to get some lighter fluid. You all stay here, okay? Roland: No can do, kid. I gotta go cover a gay wedding. Jeff: Burn! Burn, damn you!