Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 19, 2008
Transcript:
Duke: If I were you, Mr. President, I'd consider adding some ringers to the team... recruit a few world-class athletes, give them temporary Berzerki citizenship... and offer a big, fat cash bonus to anyone who brings home a medal. Man: Perfect! I want Anna Kournikova! Duke: So do I, Excellency, but we need to keep it real.