Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 20, 2010

Transcript:

Professor: I hate losing students like you, Leo, so if there's anything I can do to turn down the stress, I want to know about it! Toggle: G.I. Bill tuition payments. L-l-late... Professor: Okay, I'll call our benefits coordinator. Anything else? Toggle: Need... trnas... porta... portation to school! Professor: What kind of transportation? Toggle: Escalade. 22" rims. W-w-wet bar! Professor: Oh, right. You're a music major...