Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 02, 2011
Transcript:
Alex: Who could've foreseen I'd find myself in a trailer park - and happy! My life would make such a great movie! I can't believe all you're handling now, Leo - the studio job, college, the band, all your therapy... I don't know how you have the mindshare for a girlfriend - especially one as high-maintenance as me! I might as well pack my bags now. Why would you want to worry about me when you have so many challenges of your own? Why? Because it's a lot easier to manage if you're not alone! A partner's support can keep you strong! That's why! Nicely handled. Toggle: Got yourself in, f-f-figured you could walk yourself back.
“Sen. Kerry” is just some kind of soupnuts shorthand for socialism or fluoridation or whatever’s boiling their bedpans this week.