Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 17, 2011

Transcript:

Zonker: I can't believe it - I'm almost a Beck graduate! I wonder how many classmates I have... Zipper: Hey, Uncle Zonk! Zonker: Nephew! You're just in time - I'm about to graduate from Beck University! Zipper: Beck? I thought you were a Trump University man! Zonker: No, the state ruled Trump wasn't a real school, and the alumni sued for fraud. So sad, you hate to see a once-proud university brought to its knees like that. Zipper: So you transferred? Zonker: Yup. Beck's a better fit for me anyway. Tuition's only $74.95, and all you have to do is sit through a few nutty videos... okay, here we go! Mr. Beck's about to give his commencement address! Voice: Class of 2011! I... I... *sob!* Zonker: Boom! I'm outa here! Real world, look out! Zipper: Wow! What's your starting salary?