Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 10, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Hi, this is myFacts, privatizing the truth since 2003! This is Austin speaking! Voice: Yeah, I'm calling about a late order of facts. Man: I apologize, sir. What were you trying to prove? Voice: That Newt Gingrich was never a lobbyist. Man: And what's the name on the account, sir? Voice: N. Gingrich. I'm a platinum member. Man: Oh, here it is. I'm showing plausibility issues.
I’m sorry, sir, we specialize in lies, not b——s——. Why don’t you try Mr. Rove’s office, just down the corner…