Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 22, 2012
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Transcript:
Rick: Governor, granted it happened long ago, when you were only 18... but how is it you cannot remember leading an attack that a half-dozen witnesses recall - with burning remorse? Mitt Romney: I don't know. I'm trying to remember. There were so many harmless hijinks and pranks I took part in... Roland: Think, sir! Bleached hair? Scissors? Screams? Romney: Darn! Still blanking! You say he was homosexual?
This is just pathetic, even for the Obama campaign. He cannot possibly run on his abysmal record, so his people have to time travel all the way back to 1965 for an incident that the alleged victim’s family denies even happened.I can hear his angry supporters now: “Oh, yeah? Well, if Romney didn’t do it, Bush probably did!”