Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 22, 2012
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Transcript:
Aid: Don't bug him - he hates exploiting the family. Aid: But there are seven Romneys out there! Count 'em - seven! Sir, could we talk about a new family campaign video? Obama: Why? Can't we just keep using the one from Father's Day? Aid: Well, sir, that was a strong video, and it got four times as many Youtube views as Romney's Father's Day video... but Romney's kept all five of his sons in play, sending them out to talk up their "normal" upbringing... we think his oldest, Tagg, may even be doing a solo video! Tagg Romney: I'll never forget the dad Dad gave me $10 million to invest... Director: Cut. Not to worry.
He had two different icons for Bush II, a cowboy hat and a Roman helmet. Clinton came off a bit worse, as his was a Waffle. For Obama, hmm … maybe a Basketball? He’s good at that game. Maybe a Lei. He is very Hawaiian in some ways. They know he’s one of their own in the islands. Don’t think there’d be any point to anything African. The man hasn’t much of Africa in him, in spite of having relatives there. He’s about as all-American as you can get, if you confine yourself to all the best things about America. He’s been an effective and efficient warrior. How about the B-17 his granddad flew in WWII?