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Zonker: B.D.! Alarming news! Zipper says Walden may be going for-profit! B.D.: So? Zonker: So? So do for-profit colleges usually have football programs? B.D.: No. Zonker: Maybe you could coach an online team... Zipper: Yes! The fighting flash-drives!
My son attended online school for one year. I was surprised to learn the school required paperwork to determine need for reduced-price lunches. I wondered what an online school serves for lunch. My son answered “Spam.”