Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 22, 2013
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Toggle: So how... j-j-job search going? Alex: Well, DARPA's still interested. I just don't know how well-suited I am for government work. I mean, what if they put me to work on a classified project so sensitive I couldn't tell people where I worked? Toggle: You... Alex, you'd... b-blurt out at parties! Alex: I would! I'd be a national security nightmare!
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