Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 05, 2013
July 04, 2013
July 06, 2013
Transcript:
Jimmy Crow: Here in Maine, folks love to vote! They're tops in turn-out! Sadly, too many of them are democrats, who like to "steal" elections, according to GOP chair Chuck Webster. The GOP solution? A new voter I.D. bill to curb Maine's shocking wave of fraud-- at least two incidents in 38 years! That's right, two... the same number of confirmed Bigfoot sightings! Coincidence? You decide! Woman: Sas-what? Bigfoot: Sasquatch! With a "Q!" From Florida to Maine-- 1600 Miles as the Crow Flies!
The going rate for the illegals to vote for Democrats is $20. They are picked up and bussed from polling place to polling place and vote under names of dead people who have not been expunged from the polls.