Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 11, 2013
Transcript:
Hamid Karzai: So all you do is kill Afghans? Red Rascal: Not at all, Excellency! I also help bring in crops, settle disputes, and teach math to girls! I even organized a well-attended book fair in a remote village near Jalalabad! Hamid Karzai: At which people died. Red Rascal: There was a trampling or two, yes. No one had ever seen a book before. The Rascal is negotiating for the right to fight evil in Afghanistan through '24
Keep them dumb, keep them dependent, and keep them voting, . . . Sound familiar?