Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 04, 2014

Transcript:

Plant: Okay, I talked to the elders. It was felt that adding more fertilizer as a growth accelerant might burn our leaves... and that your proposed regimen of extended light exposure could result in stunted vascular growth and a lack of vigor. Zonker: Okay, so go back and tell 'em... Plant: Sorry. The council has spoken. Later