Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 21, 2014

Transcript:

Jeff: Here you go, dude. Just pay at the checkout. Man: Pay? You're not comping me? I'm the Blue Bandit, man-- a peer! What happened to professional courtesy? Jeff: A peer? Really? Have you ever taken down an entire Taliban cell and blogged about it before breakfast? Man: Uh... Jeff: I thought not. Next! Man: I've been busy battling my archnemesis, Lord Dirtbag!