Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 04, 2014

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Zonker: How you feelin', Uncle Duke? Duke: Hey, what goes on here? Where am I? Zonker: Uncle Duke, you're coming out of one of your classic, massive acid romps! Duke: What utter nonsense! I never touch the stuff-- gave it up years ago! Zonker: Now, you did not, Uncle Duke! That's just not true! Duke: You twisted maniac! I've been clean for years! Ask anyone-- I haven't so much as taken an aspirin! Zonker: Aspirin? Why, you old fool... Duke: This is ridiculous! Why am I arguing with a lizard?