Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 10, 2014
Transcript:
Girl: Ms. Caucus, on behalf of all us persons at the day care, I'd like to present you with this small present. Joanie: A wrist watch! Oh, it's beautiful, kids... Girl: Ms. Caucus, that watch will make sure that you're not late for your law classes, that you don't miss your Bar exam, that you file for the primary on time, and that you make every roll call in the US Senate! Zonker: Sounds like a pretty good watch. Girl: Well, we wanted the best!
That would make her more punctual than about 99% of Congress.